Friday, November 23, 2007

Tim Tebow Facts


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Here are some of my favorites.


Tim Tebow Facts

Tim Tebow can divide by zero

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Tim Tebow jumps out.

Tim Tebow doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Tim Tebow sweats Gatorade

Tim Tebow doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Tim Tebow throws down!
What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.

It takes Tim Tebow 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas

Life doesn't give Tim Tebow lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants

Tim Tebow always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego

Tim Tebow has never lost or tied in a game of Tic Tac Toe.

Nobody does it like Sara Lee. Except Tim Tebow.

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