"We" Are Not Cool

If I hear one more FAU student say "we" one more time when talking about a college sports team that is not FAU, I'm going to headbutt them Zidane style.

If you did not go to the college, you cannot include yourself with that school. So unless you have a mouse in your pocket, you just sound stupid saying "we." In fact, you sound more than stupid. You come off as a pathetic wannabe, who only wishes he/she was a member of that school.

It doesn't help that the biggest perpetrators of this atrocity are fans of the "U" (University of Miami). These fans by definition are fanatical freaks, who worship the Orange Bowl and their temple, and they embrace the "thuggish" style of the "U" as their creed for life. I have met only one person who is a fan of the "U" that actually went to the university, and I have not met one wannabe fan that has not made me want "come at them like a spider monkey."

So please, this is a message for all FAU students. Stop being that annoying friend who thinks they're cool, but in reality is to oblivious to realize that nobody wants them around. How do you avoid being the sport equivalent of being of a 3rd wheel? Its simple. Embrace the girl who you're at the dance with, and that's FAU sports. Go to their games. Wear the team jerseys (although everyone looks like a idiot in a jersey, but that's another blog for another day). Wear team colors, hats. Whatever tickles your pickle. Just stop bitching about how bad the teams are and support them. Otherwise, when they start winning you have no right to cheer, because then you'll be a hypocritical ass. So don't be an idiot and embrace your college life with your team.